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Discreet Packaging

We prioritize your privacy with discreet shipping. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or polymer packaging with no identifying marks or logos related to adult toys. Your confidentiality is our top priority.

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Enjoy free, discreet shipping on all orders over $79, delivered as quickly as 3 business days. Treat yourself to the fast shipping without any extra fees!

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Live Chat

We’re here to help with our live chat feature, available intermittently throughout the day from 9 AM to 9 PM PST! For any product-related inquiries, just reach out and get real-time assistance from our team. We're dedicated to making your shopping experience seamless and enjoyable!

90 Day In-Store Warranty

Use, abuse, and make your partner scream with joy! If you experience reliability issues with your toy, simply email a picture or video of the damaged item and your order number to sales@thehappywife.com. We will work with you to replace the original item, substitute a similar item, or provide a store credit.

Ships From Canada & USA

Fast, Discreet, and Exclusive

Enjoy the best of both worlds with The Happy Wife! Our signature Pleasure Sleeves are housed and shipped directly from within Canada, ensuring fast delivery with no customs delays or surprise duties.

Looking for more? We also carry exclusive U.S. products that many Canadian retailers don’t stock – and we ship them quickly from our U.S. warehouses right to your doorstep. With multiple locations across North America, you get access to a wider selection and reliable, discreet shipping every time.

Discreet Packaging

Free Shipping Over $79+

100% Secure Checkout

Live Chat

90 Day In-Store Warranty

Ships From Canada & USA

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