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Looking For The Best Suction Cup Dildos? Look no further! Wall Bangers to harness compatible, these studs are guaranteed to stay hard until your done...

Looking For The Best Suction Cup Dildos? Look no further! Wall Bangers to harness compatible, these studs are guaranteed to stay hard until your done pulsating.

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Use, abuse, and make your partner scream with joy! If you experience reliability issues with your toy, simply email a picture or video of the damaged item and your order number to sales@thehappywife.com. We will work with you to replace the original item, substitute a similar item, or provide a store credit.

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Enjoy the best of both worlds with The Happy Wife! Our signature Pleasure Sleeves are housed and shipped directly from within Canada, ensuring fast delivery with no customs delays or surprise duties.

Looking for more? We also carry exclusive U.S. products that many Canadian retailers don’t stock – and we ship them quickly from our U.S. warehouses right to your doorstep. With multiple locations across North America, you get access to a wider selection and reliable, discreet shipping every time.

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