Luxury Toys
Our Hand-Picked Collection of Luxury Sex Toys – Starting at Just $99
Discover a curated selection of premium sex toys designed for those who appreciate the finer things in life. At The Happy Wife, we believe in offering quality toys for quality people, combining exceptional craftsmanship with unparalleled pleasure. Explore a range of luxurious options, perfect for enhancing intimacy and elevating your experiences to new heights. Indulge in the ultimate satisfaction—you deserve it.
Le Wand Discreet Chrome Point Rumbly Rechargeable Vibrator - Rose Gold
$188.37
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Experience effortless orgasms with Le Wand Point, a palm-sized mini vibe that will lead to a wondrous world of pleasure possibilities! With the top part...
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Get Lucky 12 Inch Real Sliding Skin Series Dual Density Dildo
$189.98
$140.42
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The Get Lucky 12 Inch Real Sliding Skin Series Dual Density Dildo is designed to deliver a life-like experience with its innovative dual-density construction and...
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Bathmate Hydro 7 Hydropump
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$193.19
$142.95
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Bathmate Hydro 7 Hydropump
$193.19
$142.79
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The Hydro 7 (formerly known as the Hercules), is Bathmate's original, best-selling penis pump, with over a million sold since it was first launched in...
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Le Wand Discreet Deux Chrome Twin Motor Rechargeable Clit Vibrator - Rose Gold
Coming Soon!Hailed as one of the most innovative sex toys, the Le Wand Deux is a palm-sized, external mini vibe that surrounds, snuggles and satisfies any...
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Evolved Rascally Rabbit - Purple
$215.71
$159.43
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This big, rascally rabbit is up to a lot of feel-good mischief! With a thrusting, rotating, wiggling main shaft and a powerful rabbit stimulator, you’ll...
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Adrien Lastic Palpitation Vibrating Egg - Fucshia
Coming Soon!Adrien Lastic's Palpitation vibrating egg is designed for vaginal use and to massage all erogenous zones, such as the clitoris, nipples and glans. Inserting it...
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California Dreaming Beverly Hills Bunny
$172.98
$127.86
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The luxurious vibrating massager has 10 intense vibration functions, 3 independent shaft rotation functions and a unique teaser with a sensual bunny teaser for one-of-a-kind...
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Evolved Tap & Thrusting Dual Vibe - Blue
$209.27
$154.67
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Embrace the curve! This delicious dual vibe buzzes and thrusts for internal bliss while tapping for external joy - two sensations joined with a flexible...
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Optimum Series Advanced Automatic Smart Pump
$232.76
$172.04
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Maximize your pleasure tool with the Optimum(TM) Series Advanced Automatic Smart Pump, a sleek, durable penis pump made for superior suction and performance enhancement. Increase...
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Strap U Evoke Ergo Fit Strapless Strap On Dildo W/remote - Pink
$199.77
$147.65
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Experience Dual Pleasure with the Ultimate Remote-Controlled Strapless Strap-On Perfect for shared intimacy, this innovative strapless strap-on features intense vibrations and an inflatable vaginal bulb,...
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Lelo Smart Wand Premium Vibrator
Coming Soon!Relax and unwind with the best-in-class LELO Smart Wand - the world's premium cordless body massager that takes performance and design to new heights. Travel-ready...
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Evolved Bodacious Bunny Rotating Rabbit - Black
$206.05
$152.29
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This big, boisterous bunny's got plenty of magic tricks! A bulbous twirling head spins deliciously in 10-speed tandem with mid-shaft rotating beads, while the entire...
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Le Wand Mini Pleasures 4 Pc Kit - Chrome
Coming Soon!Get ready to fulfill your deepest desires with the new Le Wand Mini Pleasures Set; A four-piece special edition collection that features two of their...
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Le Wand Discreet Deux Chrome Twin Motor Rechargeable Clit Vibrator - Black
$201.25
$148.75
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Hailed as one of the most innovative sex toys, the Le Wand Deux is a palm-sized, external mini vibe that surrounds, snuggles and satisfies any...
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Dr. Joel Kaplan Male Enlargement Pump System
Coming Soon!Lengthen and thicken your erect penis! The Original Male Enlargement Pump System is FDA approved. Use this pump to reverse shrinkage due to age, help...
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California Dreaming Santa Monica Starlet
$172.98
$127.86
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The playful California Dreaming(TM) Collection brings star-studded fantasies to life with the passionate Santa Monica Starlet. The ergonomically designed massager is ready to ready for...
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California Dreaming Valley Vamp
$172.98
$127.86
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Give yourself over the your wildest fantasies and indulge in true pleasure with the vivacious California Dreaming® Valley Vamp. The luxurious rabbit vibrator has a...
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Shots Vive Aimi Pulse G-spot Rabbit In Purple
$167.87
$137.35
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AIMI is one of the most innovative and powerful vibrators on the market today. Thanks to its THREE innovative 10-function New Generation F1 motors and...
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Shots Vive Izara Rotating Beads Rabbit In Pink
$167.87
$137.35
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The IZARA, triple-action, beaded G-spot rabbit vibrator, has a 10 function, 360 degree multi directional rotating, non-jamming shaft, packed with 5 rows of beads. It...
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Evolved Remote Rotating Rabbit - Blue
$196.39
$145.15
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Come full circle with a delicious remote control combo of rotation and vibration! A rotating shaft head gyrates at your favorite of 7 speeds while...
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King Cock Elite 9 Inch Dual Density Vibrating Silicone Cock W/remote
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$233.45
$172.95
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King Cock Elite 9 Inch Dual Density Vibrating Silicone Cock W/remote
$233.45
$172.55
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The King Cock® Elite silicone dildo is made from high-quality dual-density Elite Silicone™. The lifelike silicone outer skin is smooth to the touch, while the...
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Hot Octopuss Pulse 3
$239.89
$177.31
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The world's first ever Guybrator™! This multi-award winning stimulator can be used when flaccid or erect. Pulse III Duo is a revolutionary stimulator that uses...
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Strap On Me Vibrating Bendable Strapless Strap On
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Adrien Lastic Twister Clitoral Sucker & Vibrating Rabbit In Black
$194.56
$143.80
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Twister is the perfect combination of vibration and a new rotation system, the Ultra Wave Motion System. A new technology of three-dimensional rotation that will...
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Optimum Series Executive Automatic Smart Pump
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Zolo Tornado Stroker - Clear
$226.79
$174.31
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Tornadoes usually get a bad rap, unless we're talking about male masturbators. Feel the incredible sensation of stimulating tornado technology with the Zolo Tornado Masturbator....
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Evolved The Ringer Rechargeable Thrusting Rabbit
$209.27
$154.67
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Feel the thrusting power of this dual vibe that features a double-ring design in the main shaft. Powerful thrusts of up to half an inch...
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Tryst V2 Bendable Multi Zone Massager W/remote
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$201.40
$164.95
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Tryst V2 Bendable Multi Zone Massager W/remote
$201.40
$164.78
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Encounter limitless pleasure! The revolutionary TRYST v2 is a multi erogenous zone massager designed with both men and women in mind and proves to be...
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Lelo Liv 2 Mid Size Vibrator
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$223.79
$118.95
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Lelo Liv 2 Mid Size Vibrator
$223.79
$118.15
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LIV™ 2 is the new and improved version of LELO’s iconic mid-sized vibrator, delivering the most intensely satisfying sensations with a smooth and sensual touch....
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Optimum Series Rechargeable Waterproof Pump - Blue
$203.99
$166.80
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Maximize your pleasure tool in and out of the water with the Optimum Series® Rechargeable Waterproof Pump, a sleek, durable penis pump made for superior...
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Electrastim Exo Rogue Prostate Massager - Silver
Coming Soon!If you need intensity, power, and the kind of electro play that you'll be thinking about for days to come; the new ElectraStim ‘Rogue' Prostate...
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Evolved Bendable Sucker In Purple
$199.61
$147.53
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This double-ended toy features a suction stimulator on one end and a powerful ribbed vibrator on the other. Experience undulating waves of suction that tease...
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