Luxury Toys
Our Hand-Picked Collection of Luxury Sex Toys – Starting at Just $99
Discover a curated selection of premium sex toys designed for those who appreciate the finer things in life. At The Happy Wife, we believe in offering quality toys for quality people, combining exceptional craftsmanship with unparalleled pleasure. Explore a range of luxurious options, perfect for enhancing intimacy and elevating your experiences to new heights. Indulge in the ultimate satisfaction—you deserve it.
Main Squeeze ULTRASKYN Pussy Stroker - Kiley Corrupt, Vanilla
$118.69
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Bring home Kiley Corrupt with this Main Squeeze molded directly from her body. Handcrafted in lifelike ULTRASKYN inside a hard outer case, Kiley 's Main...
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Main Squeeze ULTRASKYN Pussy Stroker - Xxlayna Marie, Caramel
$118.69
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Xxlayna Marie has joined the Main Squeeze lineup with a variable pressure hard-case stroker molded directly from her body. Handcrafted in lifelike ULTRASKYN, Xxlayna's Main...
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Nexus Torpedo 6 Inch Probe Rotating & Vibrating Butt Plug - Black
$137.66
$101.75
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Nexus Tornado Probe is a rotating and vibrating probe with remote control. Take your anal play to the next level with 6 vibration, pulsation and...
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Evolved Buttercup - Yellow
$135.21
$99.93
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This buttercup yellow joystick will send you into blissfully sunny rapture with its turbo-boost 10-speed motor and water-submersible design. A generous wand tip with maximum...
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Playboy Pleasure Petal Vibrator - Wild Aster
$119.11
$88.03
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A rose so lovely you'll have to feel it to believe it. Petal is a unique Vibrator made of velvet-smooth silicone that delivers the ultimate...
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Blush Evelyn Rabbit Vibrator - Purple
$116.09
$85.81
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Say Hello to Evelyn! This sleek and powerful rabbit vibrator is gonna give you all the love tonight. Powered by RumboTech, Evelyn has 10 vibrating...
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Blush Dr. Skin Silicone Dr. Arthur Thrusting Gyrating Vibrating Dildo
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$151.42
$111.95
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Blush Dr. Skin Silicone Dr. Arthur Thrusting Gyrating Vibrating Dildo
$151.42
$111.92
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Your new prescription is in! Dr. Knight, the large 10.5 inch realistic vibrating dildo is designed to revolutionize your intimate moments. With our exclusive SmartThrust™...
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Jack Rabbit Elite Beaded G Rabbit - Pink
$131.85
$97.45
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Experience the ultimate pleasure with the Jack Rabbit® Elite Beaded G Rabbit. This luxurious toy combines powerful rotating and vibrating features to deliver mind-blowing sensations....
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PRIVE Trinite 3 in 1 Suction Vibrator
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$144.90
$107.95
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PRIVE Trinite 3 in 1 Suction Vibrator
$144.90
$107.10
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The PRIVE Trinite 3-in-One is a versatile and innovative intimate toy designed to provide multiple types of stimulation in one compact device. It combines three...
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Blush Avant D1 Silicone 7.5 Inch Dildo - Hot N Cool
$130.54
$96.48
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With our new Avant brand of premium silicone dildos we have attained a new level of designspiration. The Avant D1 Hot "n" Cool was hand...
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Tantus Mark O2 Dual Density 6 Inch Silicone Dildo
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$151.34
$111.95
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Tantus Mark O2 Dual Density 6 Inch Silicone Dildo
$151.34
$111.86
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Mark is an average sized, harness-compatible dildo made of Tantus’ Ultra Premium 100% Silicone Dual Density O2 material and boy does he feel real. Mark...
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Oxballs Airlock Air-lite Vented Chastity
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$132.02
$97.95
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Oxballs Airlock Air-lite Vented Chastity
$132.02
$97.58
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Introducing the newest addition to our best-selling AIR offering…AIRLOCK. AIRLOCK is a super blubbery soft cage that’s lightweight and ventilated. A built-in sling at the...
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King Cock Plus 7 Inch Triple Density Dildo W/swinging Balls
$144.90
$107.10
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Feel The Difference! With every thrust, the balls come swing and slap against the body for added stimulation! The 7" King Cock Plus® Triple Density...
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ElectraStim x Mr. S Leather - World's Most Comfortable Silicone Electro Butt Plug - Black
$143.29
$105.91
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Designed in collaboration with Mr. S Leather, the largest and longest standing fetish brand in the USA (since 1979!) we've lent our electro expertise to...
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ElectraStim Silicone Noir Tartarus Butt Plug - Black
$159.39
$117.81
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Do you long for an electro butt plug that has just a little more oomph? That you could change the sensations in creative new ways...
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Evolved Tantalizing Teaser Dual End Vibrator - Black
$157.75
$116.59
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Double your pleasure with this dual-function vibe that delivers pin-point precision on one end and a textured G-spot experience on the other. Discover pure clitoral...
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Evolved Firefly Dual Stim
$148.09
$109.45
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Firefly. This stylish dual vibe has a multi-chrome eye-catching look, but just wait until you turn it on in the dark! It lights up with...
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Evolved Love 9.5 Inch Dildo XL
$138.59
$102.43
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This remarkable dual feel extra large dildo delivers deep satisfaction with its super realistic texture, firmness and pliability. You will feel like you have discovered...
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Evolved Straight Forward Vibrator - Blue
$148.09
$109.45
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Excite your erogenous zones with this traditional nightstand classic! Over six inches of ram-rod straight silky-smooth length targets your internal and external hot spots with...
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Evolved Double Date Kit
$152.11
$112.43
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Double dating has never felt this good! A combination of toys that will send you over the edge of bliss with intense clitoral vibrations and...
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Pdx Elite Suck N Pump Penis Stroker
$152.13
$112.45
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Experience 2 ways to intensify your erection with 1 genius stoker! The PDX ELITE Suck-N-Pump Stroker features a medical-style pump ball that functions as an...
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Evolved Sucker For You Finger Vibe - Purple
$151.31
$111.83
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Behold a suction vibe you can control with your finger! Place the sucking, undulating circle around your clitoris and press the button to experience an...
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Fantasy X-tensions Elite 8 Inch Sleeve W/2 Inch Plug
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$120.75
$89.95
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Fantasy X-tensions Elite 8 Inch Sleeve W/2 Inch Plug
$120.75
$89.25
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Introducing the Fantasy X-tensions Elite 8-Inch Sleeve with 2-Inch Plug, designed to enhance both length and girth, delivering a more satisfying and pleasurable experience. Made...
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Evolved I Wander Tapping Wand - Black
$128.77
$95.17
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Tap into your orgasmic potential! This sensation is so deliciously precise that your erogenous zones will squirm in anticipation as you build your pleasure up...
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Pineapple Man Vibrating Prostate Massager - Black
$128.64
$95.08
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Big and mighty, Pineapple Man is a powerful, girthy, vibrating prostate massager for experienced pleasure seekers. Product Details: Materials: Silicone, ABS Upgraded rolling beads design...
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Evolved Lickity Slit Oral Massager - Black
$122.33
$90.41
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Enjoy the best cunnilingus you’ve ever experienced with this silicone tongue-flicking vibrator that tirelessly pleases your primary erogenous zone. The hard-working ‘tongue’ sits inside a...
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Evolved Sweet Spot - Purple
$122.33
$90.41
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This extra powerful G-Spot vibe has a truly unique feel because it’s created with a hard inner layer that is completely covered in soft silicone....
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Playboy Pleasure Put In Work Kegel Set - Acai/ombre
$128.77
$95.17
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Put In Work and more intense orgasms and stronger pelvic floor muscles are yours. This 4-piece Kegel Ball set strengthens and tones. Each egg-shaped weight...
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Inmi Bloomgasm The Rose Lovers Gift Box
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$114.64
$84.95
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Inmi Bloomgasm The Rose Lovers Gift Box
$114.64
$84.74
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Inmi Bloomgasm The Rose Lovers Gift Box – The Ultimate Romantic Pleasure Set 🌹 A Beautiful Blend of Elegance, Sensuality, and Ultimate Clitoral Stimulation! Give...
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Creature Cocks Nomura Jellyfish 7 Inch Silicone Dildo
$122.29
$90.39
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Underwater delights await you! The Nomura Jellyfish is pale blue and pink with a mushroom-shaped head that will pop inside and then stretch you wide...
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Creature Cocks Cyclone Alien Silicone Vagina Stroker
$122.29
$90.39
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This extraterrestrial, squishy Cyclone Alien Stroker is out of this world! The thick, flexible, premium silicone is phthalate-free and silky smooth. Push yourself inside and...
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Fun Factory Black Line Volta Flutter Tip - Black
$128.72
$95.14
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Energise your sex life with this dynamic vibrator.... The VOLTA’s tips flutter against the clit and labia with every rumble from its deep, powerful motor....
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