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Nothing simulates real sex more than masturbating with a real feel dildo. The color, detail, and smooth texture of these dildos look and feel like the real thing. You'll gush (literally) over the large head, veiny shaft, and full balls as you close your eyes and slip inside your deepest fantasies while slipping one of these realistic dildos between your legs. Enjoy a real feel dildo of average size and shape or up your game with one of our larger models.

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Use, abuse, and make your partner scream with joy! If you experience reliability issues with your toy, simply email a picture or video of the damaged item and your order number to sales@thehappywife.com. We will work with you to replace the original item, substitute a similar item, or provide a store credit.

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