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Sometimes, your hand (or favorite sex toy) and some lube just don't do the trick. When you're in need of a good pounding, it's time to bring in the heavy artillery. Sex machines deliver a hardcore experience in simulation sex. From love thrusters to cowgirl riders, you'll be delighted by how realistic these sex machines are and how well they deliver an authentic experience. Buckle-up (strap in or mount) and get ready for a wild ride!

Sometimes, your hand (or favorite sex toy) and some lube just don't do the trick. When you're in need of a good pounding, it's time to bring in the heavy...

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Sometimes, your hand (or favorite sex toy) and some lube just don't do the trick. When you're in need of a good pounding, it's time to bring in the heavy artillery. Sex machines deliver a hardcore experience in simulation sex. From love thrusters to cowgirl riders, you'll be delighted by how realistic these sex machines are and how well they deliver an authentic experience. Buckle-up (strap in or mount) and get ready for a wild ride!

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