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Home / Dildos / Creature Cocks Majestic Merman Silicone Dildo - Multi Color
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Creature Cocks Majestic Merman Silicone Dildo - Multi Color

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$109.99

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Description:

Ready to go deep? This extra long Majestic Merman dong is perfect for exploring the depths of your desires! With iridescent rainbow colors that really pop out among your other toys and gear, this toy is eye-catching and beautiful! The S-shaped curve to the shaft helps it hit all the right spots. As it is penetrating you thoroughly with over 10 inches of length, the bumps, grooves, ridges, swirls, curves and nubs stimulate you even more! This meaty dong has a tapered head for easier insertion, but a girthy, thick body that will stretch your limits! Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strap-on! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat.

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