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Fuck Water H20 Lubricant

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$30.91

$21.99

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Weight:

swatch-4-oz

4 Oz

swatch-16-oz

16 Oz

swatch-8-oz

8 Oz

swatch-2-oz

2 Oz

Description:

Elevate your intimate moments with Fuck Water H2O, the premium water-based lubricant designed to keep things silky smooth, long-lasting, and ultra-satisfying. Whether you're enjoying solo play, foreplay, or an intense session with a partner, Fuck Water H2O delivers the perfect balance of slickness and comfort without any sticky residue.

Key features that make Fuck Water H2O a must-have:

Water-Based Formula: Safe for use with all sex toys and condoms, it's easy to clean up and won't stain your sheets.
Silky Smooth Texture: Experience the luxurious glide that feels completely natural while keeping you fully lubricated, enhancing every sensation.
Long-Lasting Hydration: Designed to stay slick longer than most water-based lubes, yet easily reactivates with a splash of water to keep the fun going.
Body-Safe: Made with high-quality ingredients, this lube is free from glycerin and parabens, making it gentle on your most sensitive areas.
Non-Sticky: Say goodbye to the mess with a lubricant that leaves your skin feeling soft, not sticky, after use.

Perfect for any occasion, Fuck Water H2O is your go-to for ultimate pleasure and comfort, offering the versatility and performance you need for every kind of play. Whether it's your favorite toy or a passionate moment with your partner, this lubricant enhances every touch, kiss, and thrust. Keep your connection smooth and your playtime worry-free with Fuck Water H2O.

Ready to glide? Grab a bottle today and feel the difference.

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